tournament edition

this is pretty clever (discovery credit goes to Erika):
The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production ,destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.

i almost shaved my head today. new beginnings and such. but i realized i might want to have hair since its cold out. also, i could style it, and that sounds like fun.